Taken from my little sister’s MySpace blog…
how did i ring in my new years?! with a mother fuckin BANG!
beth: celebrating tonight?
me: im getting drunk and playing yatzee with tims parents. LOL! u?
beth: lool nice. i’m in bed, watching Not Another Teen Movie
me: lol, right on. we didnt wanna drive, so yatzee is a great option
beth: that is it! oooooh, dice games. you slay me! i got a new phone. i’m excited. Woooo!
me: im happy for you. phones are a womans best friend. DIAMOND phones.
beth: brown diamonds are rad
me: diamonds forged from poop!
beth: lol! poop diamonds. leo’s next movie
me: ahahahah oh leo. he picks only the best movies to star in.
beth: fuckin’ titanic. rose! get off the boat rose! her fat ass could have made room for him on that shitty raft. bitch.
me: lol. her and her slutty pictures! at least he got some before he died.
beth: noooo shit. i bet olden days kate was horrible in bed
me: they didnt have douches back then. i bet she had crotch rot! sick bitch.
beth: fuckin vaginal scurvey!! jesus, ew. she needed some airborn tabs for her hooey
me: …the word hooey wasnt invented yet. the proper term was ‘crevice’
beth: she strikes me as someone who had a crator. slut. i bet she was on Jack the Rippers hit list.
me: yeah, she has ridden the bow of the boat a couple of times around the atlantic…
lol…. oh the classic beth/elisa conversation… what a perfect way to ring in the new year.
yatzee was a blast. i want to play it again.
People like her are the reason I remember to breathe.
I didn’t know what to write in here so I thought I’d share that.
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